Sunday, April 24, 2011

AWoman has aged, but he's a good horny old goat:D

He's got at least 27 kids now, and 4 or 5 of them live with their moms in SimParis!
Of course he had a lot of ladies at his birthday party!

And even though he's an elder now, it obviously hasn't slowed him down.

His family keeps growing, so much now it takes me 2 screen captures to get it all, lol!

Saturday, April 2, 2011

AWoman has been super busy!

He's been busy impregnating the women of Bridgeport, lol! I think he's up to 17 kids at the moment. I haven't played him in a while since I got my grubby little hands on The Sims Medieval, though. But hey, the weekend is young. Regardless, I thought I'd give you a shot of Awoman Tohugnkiss's ever-growing family tree ;)

Sunday, March 6, 2011

The first sweetheart of Awoman

This is mommy#1, Joy Hightower. It took 2 whoohoos to knock her up;) And since his primary job is socializing and meeting people, Awoman has reached celebrity level 1!

Saturday, March 5, 2011

Meet Awoman Tohugnkiss!

Here is my man, Mr. Awoman Tohugnkiss. I've moved him into the Bridgeport neighborhood. He has already started collecting phone numbers, yay!

A study in Simming! The Father of the year challenge

I've started a new challenge yesterday in Sims 3. The challenge is very simple and funny as hell. I found it on Mod the Sims, and here is the challenge, as written on this website:

GOAL: Father as many children as you can.

I. Getting Started

1. Make a MALE Sim in create-a-Sim.
2. You may make him any way you wish. I would recommend giving him the "heart breaker" lifetime wish (be the partner of 10 Sims) since that will be the easiest to fulfill in the course of this challenge, though it's not mandatory.
3. Set his lifespan to Normal.
4. Purchase any house you like.
5. You can use any kind of monetary cheat you like, but that is the only kind of cheat you can use. "Motherlode" to your heart's desire if you want - but remember, money doesn't buy you love!
6. You can put other Sims you've created in the town, but your Sim CANNOT engage romantically with female Sims you've created.

II. To-Do List

There is only one thing you must do in this challenge:
1. Father as many children as possible. Children are counted by your family tree. Your tree should start to look something like this:

III. Things to Know
1. Children do not have to all be from the same mother (in fact, if you want to do this challenge well, as many mothers as possible is best).
2. The children do not have to live with your Sim.
3. Your Sim does not have to ever meet his children.
4. Your Sim does not have to be the partner of the children mothers.
5. The mothers may be married to other Sims.
6. Your Sim may not marry or move in any female romantic partners unless they are elders.
7. The Children mothers MUST be pre-existing Sims or Sims born in the game (i.e., not created by you).
8. You may use the fertility reward if you have enough points to buy it (and any other rewards that you think may be useful).
9. You must play as your Sim the entire time - no switching to other households.

IV. Scoring

Scoring is very simple! Your score is the number of children that your Sim has before he dies. If he's the only one in the household, make sure you count them up before the reaper comes!

Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Happy New Year! First finished object

I finally finished my dad's sweater, and a pair of mitts for my mom for Christmas. I still have a lot of planned gifts to knit, but they are big yarn on large needles, so it should go quickly. I have also started my own video podcast about knitting, spinning, crochet and other fun shit that I love. You can catch it at Twisted Strands. You can also catch it ad-free over at iTunes(and please review or star or subscribe if you like).
I guess I could apologize for not posting more often, but fuck it! There's so much to see and do about crafting on the web, I bet you yarnhoars didn't even notice. But I told you I finished a few things, so here are pictures.
This fucking sweater took me over a year to knit. Dad had a yarngasm at Down Cellar a few years ago during their super bowl sale. I can't blame him, but I was taken aback by the bright green color he chose. You'd think he'd be simply happy with getting the sweater after years of patient waiting, but alas. Now he wants a fucking pair of socks. Great:P

Tonight I finished Mom's convertible mitts in a bright color of red. She loves that color. Here's a picture of mom, wearing her new mitts. Now these? Took me only a week and a half to finish. I'm glad she doesn't want a matching coat or anything.

I have a few other things to ponder while the words appear on the screen, but I still have at least 3 other gifts to knit.
Happy new year!